EKublai's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adventures in the jungle]

HAHAHAHA

You should have chose a better name. When I first saw it I'm like, "Awesome! A hot new sex game." I was disapointed that it wasn't so I gave you a 9. Don't be so misleading.

[fasss]

It's a good thing you made two

From every single response you make to a review I am ever the more convinced that you are the unstable flash artist ever! I would like to announce that if he responds to this review he WILL call me a retard or another crude name. How do I know this. Well see the thing is, is that I've worked with mentally unstable people like this guy before. He has a definite tone to him that shows that if you don't like his flash. HE HAS EVERYTHING AGAINST YOU!!! Not only that, but he insults people because they have recently gotten an account. He doesn't care how many cartoons they may have watched and comparing them to him. HE WON'T EVEN TAKE FOR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM. That is the main point for reviews. I wouldn't be surprised if he was taking ritalin or concerta to calm his nerves. Seriously, every helpful review he's gotten he's devoured and spat back up with curses and mouthings that only shows his immaturity as a flash artist and as a human being. An example:
"Too easy."
Reviewed by: Lasoogney Overall Score: 1

Too easy. I got bored after 2010 and quit.
>(A harmless contructive critism... Right? He's SUGGESTING that the author should make the game a bit more challenging. It seems RandomFlash doesn't think so.)

DrewBooIsMyName's(His old username) response:

Flash by Lasoogney:
- none -

That's all he wrote. No "Thanks for the Review"(BEFORE YOU FUCK ME ON THAT I ADMIT YOU USED TO SAY THANKS BUT NOT ANYMORE FOR SOME STRANGE REASON) no joke, no nothing. In reality you don't actually need to have MADE a game to know how challenging it is. All you need is to have PLAYED a game. And trust me random, I don't think he was rushing to your game first in line. NOW IF YOU TAKE THE LITTLE PIECES OF GARBAGE OUT OF YOUR EARS and listen I could help you and I can. Please don't look at a negative review and automatically start lookin for proof that the guy has no liability. Also, it would help if you were nice once in a while and give constructive critism once in a while. Stop trying to depend yourself because you seriously look bad doing it. Other than that all I can tell you is that the point of flash making is not to be superior to other people while discrediting their flash try to act smart, that's how you earn respect. Just in case I haven't reached you yet I have compiled a list of word you may or may not use in your response. 1. Any word containing the word "Fuck" 2. Any other swearword including variations of the kind. 3. Retard 4. ANy other obscenity. Is that what you want to make of your flash carreer. I hope not. I always felt life should be lived if not cheerfully and positively, then not at all. We may seem harsh but my friends and I are just trying to help you. Oh by the way. Possible response: "When I need our retarded assed oppinion I'll ask for it... Fucking tard." That was just to help you think of a comeback. You can say how sucky our flashes are if that'll make you feel better. Just remeber... All we hope is that we reached you and you'll be able to clear that fog of insanity shrouding your eyes. We're pulling for you. I have nothing against you anymore. If this fails I will no longer bother you. (Maybe once or twice more)

From, MFprod, Mentality Fundamentalist Group

SEXFRONGS responds:

im not even gonna read that, ur flash sucks and yes you are a retard yay... stfu and go waste ur time some where else

[dasdvxcvcvcbbbb]

Haha I'm glad you've made a name for yourself

Hi it's me the retard! The one who made that soundboard you felt you were SO superior to. Now I finally realize how much a review from you is worth. Zilch! Have you ever thought about keeping your ego in its place and shut up, stop calling people retards. A critical review like that made me think you knew what you were doing, how wrong I was. How does it feel to have a batting average 1.895/5* while the RETARD has a batting average of 2.91/5.* Actually since my batting average is 152.770448548812664907651715039578% better than yours that must mean that you only have 47.2295514511873350923482849605% of the knowledge in MY brain. The RETARD's brain. Go take a good look in the mirror right now and slap your conservative face until it's nice and red.

sexmafnfnfnfnfnfnf22 responds:

fucking retard this is my new account dipshit god damn... ur flash sucks by the way

[The New Hitler!]

YES THIS IS GODLY

POTATOWNED That phrase shall scape the land for al entirnity and marked as a historical landmark in the evolution of man. You my friend are a GENIUS

Otomyte responds:

Hahaha! I know, isn't that the funniest shit you've EVER seen?

[THE Family Guy Soundboard]

Excellent

Excellent

Lockout responds:

stupid

[TOM FULP S.BOARD]

Awesome

THE ONE SOUNDBOARD TO RULE THEM ALL!!! I could actually make sentences out of those

LiquorClock responds:

IT'S LIKE LOTR, ONLY CRUNCHIER :O, <333.