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[Dark Angel trailer]

A soap opera in the style of granfaloon

Yeah all those word breaks made it seem like some sort of actino soap opera but I seriously can't wait to see it when it comes out. 2007? NO!!!! welll at least you give us a year unlike that filthy fallen angel teaser.

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

Soap opera? XD EXACTLY!!!

The grandfaloon comment is.. dang I am honored.

Fallen Angel.. Fallen Angel.. that name is mentioned MANY times O_o;

I've seen it once.. then my computer decided to die on me in the middle of it x_x

Yeah, but 2007 is an exaggeration. Often I am overdue on projects, and instead of making a tight deadline ( like with Genocide ) I am giving myself room enough to be comfortable.

Remember, I don't mean SUMMER of 2007, I mean more like Winter of 2006. :3

-GKG

[Starday: Piclownjew]

I'm not sure

I was very confused on how to rate your graphics because obviously you worked your ass off on the first frame. But it stayed on that frame OH GOD I'M SO TORN APART!

Piclownjews responds:

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[the Itchybarney Colection]

Very good not what I expected from barney buncher

Right here you have three cartoons that would stand-alone be saved. The final drew pickles one was terrible and didn't match in quality to the first one. This definitely deserves a 3.5/5 or higher just from the obvious effort put forth. A lot of the animation was pretty smooth for someone from the barney bunch and I couldn't help giggling a few times when barney was taking a dump i admit it. good job. you are like the rtil of the barney bunch

Itchy-Barney responds:

The rant is a very subtle parody...see if you can catch it ;)

[Your Horoscope for Today!]

A masterpiece of omnipotence

you sir have portrayed every symbolic enigma known to mankind through the gift of this song. This magnificent endeavor and attempt at spreading the word of Christ is imcomparable because not only do you speak loudly against the sinful natures of Sodomese decendents but also you manage to perfectly describe the anguish of the sexual tension between Weird Al Yankovic and his parodistic music, how he uses it as a mask to veil the parody that is his entire life. I couldn't have portrayed the "Freak part" better showing that while one may physically praise an innocent, at the same time the verbal abuse will always overcome. I can see this coming from your great knowledge of Aztec myths and gods. Lastly and most importantly, you are able to captivate the viewer because of your metaphorical concubines pervasively set within the piece. I doubt I would find one, including yourself, that such carefully executed symbolism ranks your cartoon with the greats such as Schindler's List, Crash, American History X, and 12 Angry Men. Be proud. This is absolutely ground-breaking.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I AGREE

[The Gardener (M.Solaye)]

I bet you had fun making this

cuz I had a lot of fun watching this. You have found the fine art of sound manipulation that has been lost all these years with the distortion and the stereo effect as well. I love some of the dialogue especially, "I only work on Tuesdaaaaaaaaaay...." It's like he's even confusing himself.

GravitasLost responds:

Hahahah yeah it was truly fun! Finally an excuse to have stereo voice clips in a flash!

Unfortunately my trial version of
Adobe Audition has run out, so I'll have to improvise in Audacity for the
next one. Actually the sounds the green clock makes are all done with my voice, and sound processed in Audacity.

Hahaha. The gardener is a little brainwashed. Stay tuned for the back story for this!!

[Pain...]

Lol

the confused guy didn't know what y=ax + b meant!!! roffles! not even F= M * A

OurGuardian responds:

Those were just signs. Not really important to the message of this movie, its a shame you didnt pick that up by concentrating on your intelligence of formulas.

[Ever After Music Video]

Absolutely lovely

It reminds me of "There she is." except if has more color and is slightly more sickeningly cute. great job. You and your girlfriend should in fact. Make sure your girlfriend reads this. Ahem!

Dear Girlfriend of redpill26,

You got some boyfriend. Listen I'm sure that I would never have been made a cartoon from my girlfriend. Do you freakin' know how much that cartoon is worth? More than any necklace or (diamond) ring he could give you. It shows so much love that I'm about to puke from it. He gave you about a 4 minute cartoon. The LEAST you could do is give redpill at least 4 hours of wild hot sex.

Respectfully, mfprod

P.S Your girlfriend better read this redpill or I'm cummin after ya

redpill26 responds:

hahahaha... thanks for the support, MFProd!

[The Morgue]

Inspiring

I've always admired that even within this world of corruption I can count on you to take your work so lightly while at the same time so seriously.

If any of the above made sense to you please call me so I can talk to you about my outlook on life.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I like cake.

[Alfred- Short Movie]

Hmmm

Awesome camera angles, longer next time. What you really need to do is harness that potential you got there and let it fly for about a minute or two cuz the robot looked spectacular

EinsteinPenguin responds:

Thanks, please watch Wurms trailer.

[Swat Insanity]

Good enough to pass

Yes, this will probably make it. However, I won't be happy about it since this has a lot more potential than this and I wouldn't mind you trying to keep going with this cartoon and editing out the choppiness of the sound. All in all good job

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Ths sound was made that way on purpose for a creepy demented point of view. Unfortunatly I failed.