EKublai's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Red Riding Hood]

I would like to comment on your work

but I'd much rather bash this insanely stupid reviewer called dranigus here are excerpts from his review.

There were flaws to your little story.

Not his storyline but okay.

1) If the girl had mastered the strength to break an iron sheet of metal, she should be strong enough to kill the wolf on her own. Strong and tough enough on both accounts. The wolf would have had little chance to survive. I can see if she was ultimately scared and tired, her reflexes would be less than his. But still... he wouldn't have an easy meal.

The fact is, is that she broke through that iron sheet after WEEKS of beating away at it. tearing at it and cutting herself. It's been a long time since I've heard that hand strength is the key to killing a wolf with a killer instinct, faster, stronger, and more intelligent. I understand the concept that you describe, but really the iron corset was merely the work of an uncle whose ideas of strength were misleading.

2) Blood and flesh of humans has a distinctive smell that any human can recognize. The smell is so nautious to any human that it will cause them to gag. You can't eat human flesh either.

Ever heard of a cannibal? If you had taken any time to research decomposing bodies, the aroma of blood, and the taste of human flesh you would know that blood is essentially an orderless and slightly saltly but otherwise is compared by a mix of water and milk. Blood is also odorless for the first thirty minutes of leaving the body unpreserved. The taste of human flesh, while usually recognizable to an actual cannibal, a person would not tell any difference between it and rather stringy, soft, a sweeter beef.

3) It's understandable that the wolf was a wolf-man or a werewolf. But that wouldn't explain how the bird and cat were able to speak.

Ah one of the elements of well... A FAIRYTALE. Do you complain like this when you watch spongebob. Did you throw a fit when you saw Finding Nemo? The fact that an animal can talk merely represents that ANIMALS IN THE STORY CAN TALK!!! DEAL WITH IT!

4) An enraged human can kill any beast, as humans are demons in their own right. That wolfman would have stood little chance for survival against that hunter for the second round.

I'm sure an enraged human can kill any beast with just a sword, say bear, which has to be shot in the head twice with a shotgun? By the way, you say the wolf was a werewolf. Can't werewolves only be killed by silver bullets? So what use is a sword?

5) Wolfs, even though savage carnivores, are actually not predators of human beings. Not even a wolf-man would want to hunt humans over weak and easy prey like young deer, sheep, and horse.

Hmmm... You're right. In all werewolf movies, they're ALWAYS preying on the forest animals. Humans never come into play right? OH WAIT. They ARE the main prey of werewolves, what a coincidence.

In short, wolves don't bother themselves with time and effort over a prey that is quite strong. They prefer something that's already dead or easy to kill.

Um... they're not scavengers by nature. WHy the hell do they hunt in packs then? For something already dead? Hey, us 15 wolves took down a buck carcus today during the hunt. Something easy to kill? hey, us 15 wolves took down a squirral today, yeah. Actually, this is wherre research comes into play, wolf generally eats moose, elk, deer, sheep, and turkey.

I'm quite sure that wolfman would have rather ate that cat than to have bothered it's self with that girl.

Hmmm... Yes, but see there's something called strategy where when you hunt you usually want the thing that is larger that you can take down and not the smaller thing. Why? I don't know? Maybe because of the prospect of more food?

I know you are trying to create a little scary horror. But you can't really horrorfy someone when you add in a little too much fantasy.

He has added no more fantasy than you have to the original story of the grimms. You sir, have been professionally SERVED!!!

[TMNT: REBEL 2]

A very nice addition to ng

A love you're style because it reminds me of the good old days of animating from shows like ren and stimpy with the classical music and the artistic close-ups. very nice. some of the jokes weren't funny perhaps because it wasn't random enough. Also, you took the salad fingers thing out of character with the no party for you line. He's not a retard, he's just a freak. anyway, lol, nice job

[The Ultimate Showdown]

I liked it but definitely overrated

Your flash has proved two things.

1) Music videos will always prevail over plot.

2) You have invoked new inspiration in those who like the song.

I'm nowhere near saying this is bad. There was the one problem that was wrong was this flash and it's that you relied too heavily on the song to keep the flash afloat. The first time I watched it, I thought it deserved a near top 50 spot. However, upon watching it the second time the only reason I thought it had good graphics is because the SONG MADE it have good graphics. All the Chuck Norris coming out of the sky was was a characiature of him and a motion tween in sync with the song. All the fbf was choppy and not well edited. All the graphics, in fact, look as though I could make something like it.

So again, good job, but I believe that anyone decent at flash (even I) could've have made this with enough time. And since this is about rating the flash itself and not the song, I minus 3 points. Of course without the song it would be blammed, so that's why it's a 7 because the sound section was good.

[Wesdood Gets A Job]

hmmm

the only joke worth laughing at was taking from don't be a menice to the south central.

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

The Best in the series

the best graphics the best storyline and the best well... creepiness good job.

[littleFoot]

Some people are so funny...

I don't understand how people who are giving this 0-6/10 are saying it's because of the story. Ummmm.... k... So you don't like it that it has no story that doesn't mean that it relies 100% story JUST FOR BRACKENWOOD FILMS. If you're going ot base[ it all on story then do it with every flash. Realize that this is a professional animator, who has proven skill beyond all others on this site. (Sambakza included.) Another point in story... Doesn't a story get points for bewing so creative. I mean. Christ how does one think of a flying clam, a woodpecking lizard, a snowflake spider, a gliding marmot, a farting dodgeball creature, a furry bigfoot, and a mangoat with a hair on the face, and not get any story plot points, some of the things he does in these flashes ... It's like a mini-version of JRR Tolkien's world. Adam philipps has createed an entire world for you to look at and admire and you don't give a second glance.......

Anyway, my review....

Everything looks good from here captim.

[Taking over me]

Sorry for wasting your time

but I don't like people insulting me!!! (This is in response to the review response in Pain...) Don't get me wrong, I picked up that those were jst signs. I was just having some dumbass fun... ROFFLES!

[Pain...]

Lol

the confused guy didn't know what y=ax + b meant!!! roffles! not even F= M * A

OurGuardian responds:

Those were just signs. Not really important to the message of this movie, its a shame you didnt pick that up by concentrating on your intelligence of formulas.

[O.N.E.]

Not my favorite but so overwhelmingly well made

that's some fine animating you did there. You really have to tell me what program you use to render that doll. That was very well done, hope to see more from. Have you ever Battle Royale? The ending song in the credits would be good for this.